(Springy G gulps down Her tea, pulls on Her coat and rushes out to the front steps to see in the new season)
In My capacity as the Goddess of the Northern Hemisphere Vernal Equinox, I hereby declare it to be spr...
George, are you okay down there?
Don't worry, luv -- They must've lost the shipment. I'll see if I can get a tracking number and get this razzafracking season underway.
To all aficionadi of the Vernal Equinox, may you have a good one... And may your gardens (and dragons) be easier to find than Mine was.