In the aftermath of the after-Christmas candy sales, our household acquired a large container of gourmet jelly beans. It's one of those assortments that comes with a visual reference so that you can supposedly tell the brown cappuccino beans from the brown cinnamon beans from the brown kiwi fruit beans from the brown cola beans.
Not a chance.
The yellow ones aren't much better. Reach in for a lemon and end up with pineapple, or perhaps even popcorn or Tropical Punch. If the lights are low, one might even mistake pale orange for yellow and end up with passion fruit instead. The only guarantee is that the dark blue ones are always blueberry, but only because there are no other dark blue flavours in the assortment.
Overall, though, the beans taste acceptably pleasant -- except for them.
The speckled bluish-white mint ones were nasty enough, but I couldn't even figure out what flavor the yellowish-green beans with brown speckles were supposed to be. Suffice to say that I made a lot of interesting faces while trying to figure it out. The closest match I came up with was some industrial solvent that I used while working in a print shop back in the late 1980s.
I had no recourse but to pour out all the beans and evict the ones that were particularly vile. While I was at it, I got rid of all the licorice ones, too. Not a fan. I kept trying them, hoping that one of them was actually grape. Never did find any grape in there, although I'm still hoping that one of the many shades of red is wild cherry.
Next time, I build My own assortment -- and unlike this one, there will be cherry and grape in there.